Gonna Put on My Overalls and Whistle "Dixie"

Bless 'em all!
Blue violins, good-'ol'-boys' toupees, pigs with drawls, haystacks up to yer ass, rhythmic plaid, and farmer's daughters. Do it get any better, beloved!
Here's ta "Hee Haw," or Bo and Luke's "Laugh-In." Yeah, but this Johnny Reb here only takes a liking to Seventies "Hee Haw"-everything else is hust "Haw"-rrible. Yuck, yuck, yuck!
When I grow up, I wanna be just like Junior Samples!