One Rare Boomerwang!

I wish she came back.

If You're Going to an Italian Party...

...you better learn to like this song first. The unofficial national anthem of Italia.

Sweet Nothing is Better Than Sour Something

Is Little Miss Dynamite-oooooh!-lip-synching?

Hal Hopper, American Hero!

Who could forget his oozing portrayal of the wormy villain Sidney Brenshaw in Meyer's "Mudhoney"? Not me. I want that hat. May God have mercy of his soul! Yeeeeeee-ha!

Dammit, Edith, Where's the Beer?!

Burrrrrrrp!

Never Take Rides from German Strangers.

He makes Shatner look like Noel Coward. Gotta love it, still.

Mommy, Curly Said "Sex"! Is He Gonna Go to Hell Now?

Curly's naughty! Like him or not, remember, no Healy, no Stooges.

They Still Make Women Like This, Don't They?

I hope so. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha! And the crowd goes wild!!! Jim Perry was a sex machine, right?

Fuck'em All! (A Response to Contemporary Pop Culture)

Fuck me??? On the contrary... Sing Out, My Children, You Know The Words! Blast this fucker, won't you??? It's quite cathartic This song is "Phuck Symphony" by the great Millie Jackson In Memory of Ol' Hollywood A Pastaplanet Production, 2006.

XXX Italian History Lesson

A little saucy something I cooked up. From the XXX classic "Aunt Peg" (1980)

They Say This Shatner Is a Mean Mother....!

So...do you come here often? From "Impulse"

Statues are Your Friends!

God Bless the USA!

Gonna Put on My Overalls and Whistle "Dixie"

Bless 'em all!
Blue violins, good-'ol'-boys' toupees, pigs with drawls, haystacks up to yer ass, rhythmic plaid, and farmer's daughters. Do it get any better, beloved!
Here's ta "Hee Haw," or Bo and Luke's "Laugh-In." Yeah, but this Johnny Reb here only takes a liking to Seventies "Hee Haw"-everything else is hust "Haw"-rrible. Yuck, yuck, yuck!
When I grow up, I wanna be just like Junior Samples!